Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
We're too hungover to prance.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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