i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Randomize
