There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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