THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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