Buhtt sex?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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