3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
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Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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