I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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