If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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