I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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