so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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