Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
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I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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