and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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