Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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