I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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