I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
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Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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