Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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