i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
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I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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