nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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