At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
babies were throwing up all over the place
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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