if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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