Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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