I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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