She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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