I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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