well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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