Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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