No, you can still breathe under the balls.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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