its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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