I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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