You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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