I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
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You're like the curious george of whores
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.