I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall