You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
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Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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