The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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