I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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