She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
