i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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