Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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