Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
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He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
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I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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