i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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