Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
