problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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