Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I came so hard my ears popped.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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