if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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