if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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