I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Farmville is her only friend.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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