We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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