You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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