I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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