Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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