I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
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