its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
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Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
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Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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