it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
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You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
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I am available for nakedness
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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