Plan B is the new Plan A
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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