Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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