Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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