Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
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I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
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Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I'm really busy with my period
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