Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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