what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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