I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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