When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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