Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
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All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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