I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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